Lump Defeats "Win"

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-- The Wall Street Journal

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In a narrowly-contested ballot, this site's readers have determined that after next Tuesday, Bush will simply continue to follow orders received through the bulge in his back:

What will Bush do between losing the election and leaving office?

Whatever the lump on his back tells him to

588

51.2%

"Win" the election, same as last time

468

40.7%

Explain he meant "no draft... beer"

4.6%

One last shot at getting Mother Nature alone in a room with Schwarzenegger

3.5%

Number of Voters	: 1149
First Vote	: Sunday, 24 October 2004 23:29
Last Vote	: Monday, 25 October 2004 23:45

Great turnout. New poll to the left. Enjoy.

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