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The satellite dish here at Casa del Pudu suddenly includes channels from Colombia, Chile, Argentina, Ecuador, Puerto Rico, and the Dominican Republic.

Whoa.

My Spanish es muy bruto anyway, and so half of the initial viewing experience is attempting (and largely failing) to parse the various different accents, so for the moment, the whole deal is about 90% visual.  (The Chilean news anchor, for example, sounds almost like the guys on TVE from Madrid -- but is that a Chile thing, or just similar to the way folks on PBS often sound vaguely British, with whatever implied prestige that might bring?  I've never been to South America.  I have no idea.)

But I'm often struck by the extent to which the conventions of TV we see here -- news shows, for example, with two anchors at a desk (why? really, it's not necessary); weather done by petite women erotically fondling their nation's midsections; public affairs shows done in squarish seating arrangements under stark lighting -- have propagated elsewhere.

This is hardly a big deal, but still, I wonder if this is a function of trying to gain credibility by emulating programming in richer nations, or if it's the same lack of imagination we run into 24/7, or what.  Maybe it's a budget thing, and the conventions of 1950s U.S. TV are adopted elsewhere because they're simply the least expensive.  But once you get past the language, it's frankly just bizarre to me how much television is television the same way that McDonald's is McDonald's, almost everywhere.

Almost.  TV5 in France has a morning show called Telematin (airing here at 2 am on channel 255 -- I have no life whatsoever, you do realize that) hosted by a guy who looks like Noam Chomsky given a Queer Eye makeover.  Every morning, le Noam chats with auto repair guys and green grocers while the director seems to try to re-enact Un Chien Andalou -- no sliced eyeballs, exactly, but suddenly the guy holding an asparagus is shown in extreme close-up; the host's lips purse in grainy black-and-white; we see the weathergirl's hand, gesturing, in mirrors; finally an Edith Piaf manqu